Hi I`m James. I hate package holidays. I love stupidity.

Like lots of unfortunate people, I spend lots of time sat at a desk staring at a mysterious box containing flickering lights and guide a small rodent like lump of plastic using my right hand whilst hitting various alphabetical symbols in a seemingly random order on a strange button array contraption.

OK so what I actually like doing is more like (in no particular order)

• Kayaking white water rivers, capsizing lots, rolling a fair amount, swimming sometimes
• Sailing (laser 2000`s rock)
• Cruising the Solent in whatever i can lay my hands on
• Climbing up suitably innapropriate mountains, preferably somewhere hot, like Italy
• Surfing and chillin on the beach - St. Davids, South Wales is nice when it actually stops raining
• Drinking Tea and eating greasy fry ups in Pete`s Eats, Llanberis, Wales (because its raining too much to go walking)
• Riding my bike - to the next pub
• Skiing - particularly apress ski, not particularly the broken limbs bit
• Scouting - ah yes, the ever keen Scout Leader
• Trainspotting - only joking